You know it's bad when...

Here is a picture of Heather's and my Halloween outfits. Officially, our costume was supposed to be, "Country as all get-out." My name was Melvin, hers Melva. We used to be cousins 'till we dun got hitched.

You know it's bad when your Halloween costume is made up of fake teeth and old clothes.

You know it's bad when we shopped through someone else's closet to find all the clothes. Mind you these are clothes they still wear regularly.

You know the costume party we attended was bad when we arrived to find about 8 people, none of them dressed up of course, huddling in a teepee-tent outside in the dark while it's raining. Mind you we were sitting in the drive way of a perfectly good house. Why we weren't inside the house, who the #&$ knows?

You know it's bad when you have nothing better to do than dress up in a lame costume made from other people's clothes and go to a lame 'party.'

While we ended up having a good time this Halloween (after we left the party), all I can say is, we knew it was bad before we started, and we should've known better.

Hope you had a happy Halloween.